Please read this first.

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Let's get this thing started. In my line of work, I find myself using both portable and public bathrooms quite a bit. There is often some really great artwork on the walls. Just as often there are things that are horribly offensive. Even more often, you'll find childish bathroom humor. Let me just say that I am here to chronicle what I find. I in no way condone or encourage defacing public property or the racist and/or hateful words and imagery captured in some of the images to follow. With that said, Let's get on with it.

Also. Newest posts are listed first. To see older posts, scroll down or use the archive to the right.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Today's crop

Just four today, but one is a repeat offender.

It's our old pal, Larry the Anal Guy.


Next, we have a fine depiction of a guy enjoying a sub sandwich. (I'm pretty sure that's a sandwich)


I love this one. It would make an awesome bumper sticker. It's done in pencil, so it was a little hard to see. I tweaked it a little to try and make it more visible.
"No Dickheads"


And finally, an anatomy lesson.

Yikes!
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Sunday, March 15, 2009

More DooDoo.

"Mexican Space Shuttle" Totally wrong but there's so much going on here, it's just great. I love that the port-a-potty professor stopped by to correct all the spelling and grammar.


In case you missed it. A little joke from from that same image.


Another one corrected by the professor.


More Racism. I see this one a lot as well as many variations.


This one is very ominous. Heed this warning!


This is another one I see a lot of variations on. It's amazing how many of these portable johns have holes drilled or carved in them.


Simple yet effective.


Awesome Spidey. He's definitely sensing evil doers.


A sad testimonial. However, sometimes I find a john that is amazingly clean and that even smells good.


I'll leave you with this tidbit of philosophy (that I'm sure you've never heard before). Think about it!


Okay. Til next time. Don't forget to follow this blog on twitter at: http://twitter.com/artofthejohn and if you have any pictures of your own, please send them to artofthejohn@gmail.com
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Saturday, March 14, 2009

The World's Smelliest Galleries.

For this inaugural post, I'll just load up the images that I've taken so far and comment on them when I see fit.

Sometimes people feel so passionately that they carve their work into the wall rather than just simply bringing a sharpie with them. Here are two of my favorites.

Bathroom philosophy

("The real confucious say: two birds can fly together but only if they become one")

The one is just as thought provoking.


I love this Turd Monster.


Found this drawing on three separate occasions in three separate johns. Who doesn't love a good DP?


Some are just pathetic.



Others are just plain crazy! Muuuuu!


Best Diagram ever! Oh! That's Aaron and that's the dick.


Yes!


Smile!


Minimalist instructions. Very helpful.


Wow! Git 'r indeed.


I love this one. 9 lines never said so much.


A Port-o-let Valentine.


Okay. I'll stop there for now. I've got a bunch more. I'll try and get them up later or maybe tomorrow. I'll also set up an email address for user submitted pics. Thanks for reading.
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