Here they are:
Up first, we have a little poem. I don't get it, but poetry aint my thing. I hear some people are whores for poetry.

I love this response to the I'm a whore for poetry comment. It says: "If I read you some Langston Hughes would you blow me?"

This is just some great information. Click the image to enlarge it if you can't read it.

Thanks to my homie Jay for the pics.